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[tomorrowusa]

The biography of Putin-worshiper Tucker Carlson is tanking at bookstores.

While people might be talking about Tucker, a new biography by Chadwick Moore about former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, the buzz apparently failed to translate to book sales. With so much hot goss about Carlson’s abrupt ouster from his top-rated Fox News show in the wake of the bombshell Dominion settlement, one would think that a book putting the cable news star in the spotlight — and featuring “hundreds of hours of interviews with Carlson” — would pump up sales. Not to mention Moore’s sensational promotional tour, jam-packed with rumors about Carlson’s firing and attacks on his former home. According to numbers provided by Publisher’s Weekly, Tucker, in its first week of release, sold just 3,227 hardcover copies, putting it at number 15 on the Hardcover Nonfiction list.

If everybody who bought a copy of Tucker took a seat at the United Center in Chicago for a Bulls game, that would still leave 17,690 empty seats.

Maybe the Russian translation will do better.

[S]elling a book can be a tough business, especially when you don’t have a built-in audience… but here’s the funny thing about that: Tucker Carlson has a built-in audience. When he was a host on Fox News, his ratings were great. And when he started Tucker on Twitter, they were even bigger! (Except they weren’t. Despite bragging about 114 million people tuning in to his post-Fox hate fest, many of those “views” were people who might have simply happened upon the tweet containing the video while scrolling through their feed. That doesn’t mean they all watched the full video.)

Tucker is simply a hyperventilating, self-promoting cheerleader for Trump and Putin. Maybe the sequel book should have the title Giving Fellatio to Narcissistic Fascist Dictators. That would probably sell more copies.

[sammieoohz]

Concept I saw a while ago: when danny goes ghost, he physically leaves his body so like there's just a dead teenager that Danny, Tucker, and Sam have to hide

[demonic0angel]

Twitter AU (Part 7)

It's happening...

Previous <- -> Next

And Phantom is now part of the Justice League 😏

Notes:

+ Dw too much about the merge, nobody died. However, now Amity Park is inside of a once-empty field in Illinois. This won't really be too important later (I think)

+ Danny blames himself for not realizing that his city got transported into another dimension. Emotional Arc, here we go!!

+ @anonymous-existences and my OCs finally become useful as introductions to the worlds merging lmao.

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[renderprism]

[dying-isnt-good-for-your-health]

Ehhh, twitter au ig

I got bored so I decided to play on a fake tweet app

Masterlist- -Next

[bluejey]

Creek week 2024: different au ships

[animentality]

twitter, you should kill yourself.

what the fuck are these recommendations

right wing birthday party.

oh but also cardi b was taken hostage.

[idioticvamp]

[WIP] nothing finished sadly i only have these corny sketches cause i’ve been dyingggg thanks to college starting again 🥲

[beetlerings]

Basically all of my bloody rivalry art LMAO

[luck-of-the-drawings]

ANCIENT wip that i finally got around to splashin color onto. NO idea where this colorin style came from n it WONT happen again!! anyway i LOOOVE the general dynamic between arthur n emizel. both are so cool and so awesome and yet SO silly...

[oniongonion]

Filthy new south park fan here to give yall my head canons for the boys as teens.

And yes i gave Kenny a phone, cause i head canon that Kyle gave him his old one. Kenny is a charity case after all

[demonic0angel]

Twitter AU (Part 4)

In the DP world…

Meanwhile in the DC world...

On the hero side...

Previous <- -> Next

Notes:

+ I am currently building up personalities and relationships (and getting rid of the tweets I've saved up) before we get to the dimension merging :3

+ It will take a while before I can get to that part (I had way too much fun making tweets), so expect 2-3 more parts of just fun before we get to plot

+ Rn, the only confirmed ship is Anger Management/Hardcover, but would you guys like a poll to decide ships? Or for me to choose on my own?

[crimeronan]

on the one hand i feel like the tucker carlson thing is blatantly fox news using one person as a scapegoat to try to continue peddling fascism with zero accountability, like. this is so they can say "oh we got rid of the guy who REALLY defamed dominion :) see :) we're no longer a legal liability :) pls keep buying us out :)" to cable providers and whatnot, i'm too beat to elaborate further but ykwim

on the other hand.

oh my god what a party.

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[pencilscratchins]

they won’t let tpol be on season 3 of strange new worlds because they know footage of old tpol would allow me to finish my tripol silver springs fancam